acedefectiveinvestigations:

SHE WASN’T FUCKING AROUND PIT!

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Tagged as: #doge 
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alieandgeorgia:

Elvis the Siamese Will Not Be Ignored

Georgia’s nine year old Siamese cat, Elvis, does not stand for being ignored. This video is just a small glimpse of what goes on when Georgia tries to work from home.

Follow Elvis on Instagram! And follow Alie & Georgia on Twitter. 

11 hours ago on July 28th | J | 25,869 notes
Tagged as: #cats 
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amateurchemistandgoatmidwife:

Goat kids get very loud when they think you aren’t paying enough attention to them.

13 hours ago on July 28th | J | 838 notes
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poyzn:

Animals that are really awesome.

1 day ago on July 28th | J | 68,571 notes
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Song: On Melancholy Hill
Artist: Gorillaz
Album: Plastic Beach (2010)
Played: 13,215 times.

thatyoungcrook:

Up on melancholy hill
There’s a plastic tree
Are you here with me?
Just looking out on the day
Of another dream

Well you can’t get what you want
But you can get me
So let’s set up and see
‘Cause you are my medicine
When you’re close to me
When you’re close to me

1 day ago on July 28th | J | 2,610 notes

pleatedjeans:

via

1 day ago on July 28th | J | 119,488 notes
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unamusedsloth:

Glitches in the matrix.

1 day ago on July 28th | J | 60,375 notes
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1nd2rd3st:

Bye Nana

1nd2rd3st:

Bye Nana

1 day ago on July 28th | J | 53,681 notes
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amydoesthings:

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

THAT LAST COMMENT IS WHAT DID IT. HOW DARE THEY

1 day ago on July 28th | J | 69,846 notes
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