kangals:

stellina stole my nephews binky and I’m fucking crying

sharkcougarhawksnakescorpion:

lasrina:

animate-mush:

sharkangelic:

wheeloffortune-design:

you know you’re good at your job when every single person tells you “thank god you’re back”

Boss makes a dollar
You make a dime
You read unsanitary pirate slash
On company time

Look if you read fanfic on the clock and everyone is still relieved that you’re back you must just be that got-dang good at your job

Fam, some jobs are like being a firefighter. 90% of the time you’re not doing anything that important, but by golly, when they need you, they need you.

Some jobs, you can fuck around for six hours a day, but you know what you’re doing so well that the work you do in two hours would take somebody else ten.

Some jobs, you spend those two hours preventing other people from making mistakes that would take 100 hours to fix if you weren’t there to steer them right.

So don’t buy into the idea that if you’re not working 480 minutes a day, you’re not doing enough to get paid a day’s wages. That’s the capitalism talking.

You’re a better employee when you keep your morale up, and sometimes you do that by reading fanfiction on the clock in between putting out your little fires.

My grandad worked nights for the railroad, and he liked to say that he got paid for what knew, not what he did. There would be nights without a single train, but someone had to be there to make sure that any train that came by was on time and on the right track. It could be so slow the guys set up a projector and watched x-rated films on the clock. OP, I think your okay.

atlasisreal:

stop putting GLaDOS in polls she’s TOO powerful. she’s ratioing everybody. sweeping like she’s cleaning up for company. why would you put the queen of the fucked up lesbian robots on your poll on the fucked up lesbian robot fucker website? it’s barely even fair.

catsthemewsical:

Anonymous

mastermatoyas:

is-the-snake-video-cute:

I didn’t censor anything, what -

oh. Oh, no. That’s meant to be a line to show where the tail begins. Oh no, now I look like some weird prude.

Yeah, that’s meant to help people grasp the anatomy and visualize how small the tail is in relation to the torso. Not meant to be some kind of weird snake privacy screen

We CANNOT have snudity (snake nudity) on this webbed site

sexycraisinthanos:

lynchbrothers:

My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it

Someone: Hey, can I borrow a pen?

Me, getting a bag of pens out: Absolutely not, perish.

hjartasalt:

Obsessed with this energy tbh

official-boob-posts:

moveslikekeithrichards:

got my tits cut off 60% for gender affirmation 40% so that when i go back to work all my coworkers will notice that ive Clearly had my tits cut off but wont be able to ask about it bc what are they gonna say? Wheres Your Tits?

official boob post

everythingfox:

He has places to be